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Anus Anxiety or "Why Do People Buy Toilet Paper Like Maniacs?"

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We need another Sigmund Freud to explain the significance of this present toilet paper madness. Really it cannot be understood in terms of rational thinking. There's something deeper behind it, an anxiety which is unknown to the conscious subject that purchases tons of toilet paper. It's a compulsive act. Buy more toilet paper. Still more toilet paper. The walls they build around themselves are not made of bricks, but of toilet paper rolls. They feel safe within. But why?

I believe they squeeze 500 rolls of toilet paper into their SUV's to wash away a perceived guilt. It is a defense response; not against the virus, but against the loss of control.

"I take no responsibility for what is happening. I am innocent. I am not guilty of this loss of control. I can prove it: [i][u]my[/u] anus is clean[/i]." The present crisis is associated with faeces (the archetype of loss of control), and toilet paper is used as a shielding against it, to wash the dirt away, to regain control. Dr. Freud described this personalty type as the "anal-hoarding character". The unconscious "Id" hijacks the "Ego".

helenS, hobby psycho[b]anal[/b]ist.
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BlueVeins · 22-25
I kinda like this, but I think the real reasons are more rational. Toilet paper doesn't expire when dry. It's an important creature comfort and most people would just feel really poor if they had to go without it. Stocking up on it doesn't really hurt. It's just the difference between spending a dollar today and a dollar in a month or so.
helenS · 36-40, F
@BlueVeins The same could be said for toothpaste.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@helenS I tend to think that runs out a lot slower though. You can buy a 10-tube pack easily, it'll take up almost no room, and each tube will last like a month.
helenS · 36-40, F
@BlueVeins Toothpaste is to the mouth what toilet paper is to the anus.
In my brilliant theory the panic buyers represent a subset of the "anal-hoarding character", as described by Dr. Freud.
malizz · 70-79, M
@BlueVeins Actually people stocking up has resulted in other people using alternatives that clog up the sewage system.
helenS · 36-40, F
@malizz The hoarders couldn't care less as long as they have enough supplies to keep their anuses clean.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@malizz ☝️🏿