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Gentlemickey · 70-79, M
Jack and Jill went up a hill
They both had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty
They didn't go up for water !! 🤭

Degbeme · 70-79, M
dat bish Jill tripped him.🤨
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Degbeme Anyone who talks Filthy, Rich and Catflap-style language calls a bishop a bish. Age has nothing to do with it. I'm 58 tomorrow and Filthy, Rich and Catflap are all older than me (except that Rich is dead now).
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@NankerPhelge Remind me to wish you happy birthday tomorrow. ;)
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@Degbeme Thanks. :)
JoeyFoxx · 56-60, M
Jill clearly tripped him.

She was an angry feminist
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@JoeyFoxx Exactly. 🤨
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
He lost his balance on the steep hill after a wasp flew in his face. They left that bit out because it was too scary to tell little children.
SW-User
@NankerPhelge Hahaha
NankerPhelge · 61-69, M
@SW-User You wouldn't think it was funny if it happened to you, would you? Lol :)
SW-User
@NankerPhelge Falling down a hill?

After I recover probably hahaha
xixgun · M
Water is fucking heavy
SW-User
@xixgun They didn't get the water yet, did they?
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Jill started shooting at him. We all know, by now, how unstable Jill can be during that certain time of the month.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User Oh, no you don't. You are not going to take my suggestion that you need anger management and now turn it on me.
SW-User
@MarkPaul You need to calm down
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@SW-User OMG!
Pretzel · 70-79, M
substance abuse problems
SW-User
@Pretzel Hahaha Really?
Pretzel · 70-79, M
@SW-User yeah, mother goose tried to keep it hush hush but you know how people like to talk

rehab did wonders for him
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SW-User
@xixgun that sounds plausible
NeuroticByNature · 41-45, F
He caught a horrible water born illness and died causing him to roll down the hill when he fell over.
SW-User
@NeuroticByNature hahaha sad
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vetguy1991 · 56-60, M
He was looking at jill
Cuda6868 · 51-55, M
Jill sucked all the moisture out of Jack, he passed out 😎
Atlotto · M
I think they got that wrong.

The real version:

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two-fifty" - Andrew Dice Clay.

 
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