Apparently toilet paper is the only known cure for coronavirus. Given that will people begin keeping their CVS receipts?

Must be, damn. I just wanted to keep clean, not hoard enough tp for the end times. Oddly enough, while toilet paper and hand sanitizer are being hoarded, basic soap and body wash is plentiful. Makes you wonder.

I think they are just full of it.

This is going to become a timeless meme. Mark my words.