Life as a priest or a vicar!

I was raised a Roman Catholic but I don't believe a word of the bible. It's a load of horse shit in my opinion.
Anyway,I am thinking of becoming a priest..what an easy life it will be. A few funerals a few weddings and the odd baptism.
The rest of the week would be spent toking and boozing wine.
Sitting at home watching the tv and listening to quality tunes!
The house would be paid for and I would have a cleaner come in!
What an EASY life it will be.

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Entwistle · 56-60, M

Would there be any down sides?
All you have to do is pontificate from a lectern a few times a week and give advice to the old and lonely.
Jesus loves you..etc.. then back to the house for some wine!

Sharon · F

@Entwistle Judging by my local church and the other few in a 10 mile radius, there would be nobody to pontificate to.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@Sharon Then a 100 foot tall lecturn and a loud hailer would be needed! The first sermon starts at 4am!

Sharon · F

@Entwistle Personally, I wouldn't bother. Just have a lie-in and keep collecting your salary. The church can easily afford it.

Entwistle · 56-60, M

@Sharon A very good point!