Don’t you hate it that everyone you ever meet ends up only wanting to be around if you’re happy and fun?

I’m sure everyone else is not as difficult as me.

Guess I’m tired of everyone making me feel like I’m difficult.

Maybe it is time to say go swivel?

Or maybe it would be politer to say, hey get out of my swamp!

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SomeAreBoojums · 51-55, M

Tell 'em to go watch a Geico commercial

MayaHope · 41-45, F

What’s a Geico commercial? @SomeAreBoojums

SomeAreBoojums · 51-55, M

@MayaHope it's an advertisement in which medium sized furry rodents throw lumber. They hope you'll insure yourself. I guess they're warning that sooner or later someone could hurl wood at you, which could prove to be injurious to the body.

MayaHope · 41-45, F

Sounds like the prefect metaphor! @SomeAreBoojums