Go find me a husband and a cup of coffee

Then we can go and live in the forest. As long as no bears live there.

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I can deliver coffee and a forest. But there are bears. Totally mellow though. The husband thing? Shit. Guess I'll just exit stage left. Good luck.

lucetta12 · 36-40, F

@Ynotisay yeah. The husband thing is blowing ma mind.

Ynotisay · M

@lucetta12 Yep. You and millions of people. The kicker is that, in terms of the law, it's nothing more than a business contract. I say, shoot for a partner. Probably one who doesn't like bears.

lucetta12 · 36-40, F

@Ynotisay 😂. When I actually find him.

Ynotisay · M

@lucetta12 They're out there. Usually pounding coffee in cafes and grooving in forests. At least that's what I heard.

lucetta12 · 36-40, F

@Ynotisay my dream man 😍.

Ynotisay · M

@lucetta12 As long as he's packin' bear spray you're good to go. :)