@MethDozer why? Because you can't go there?

@SW-User pretty sure that was Middle Earth and definitely not New Zealand

@SW-User They took you to a staged section of Australia. Australian Canada is a myth.

@MethDozer yeah it does!

That's where the Hobbits live!

@OogieBoogie no it doesn't.
Fact, nothing has a made in New Zealand label

Fact, Nobody can tell a Kiwi and an Aussie apart.


Fact, pictures of New Zealand look exactly like picture of Australia.

Fact, Australia is jealous of America having a Canada to call its own

Australia invented New Zealand so it could have its own Canada. But Australian Canada doesn't actually exist.

@MethDozer Kiwis are Canucks?
🤣- yup - i'd buy that!
But jealous 😁... UMmmm... of wot?
Ur enviously generous health system?
The overcrowding?
Ooh.. I know - you're amazing fresh natural foods?

... Akalaska? 🤔... Yeah - little jealous that you got Alaska.😏

@OogieBoogie Of having a little brother.

@MethDozer Dude!..
Little brothers wreck your Lego wall, they keep messing with your shit, and when they're older, they're gonna smoke Ur weed, and steal Ur girlfriend.

Sides, NZ may not be our little brother,

...and they throw one heck of a party !😜

@OogieBoogie Then how come they talk the same funny way? Australian Canadians are just Australians that's why.

@MethDozer WHHHHAAT!?

Hahahahahah! No they dont!

They say shit like "cheps" Instead of chips. They got weirdass short vowels - theyre all funny sounding.

Dude - that's like saying all Yanks sound alike!

@OogieBoogie Yankees do for the most part. You got New Englander, Great lakes, and mid Atlantic which is a bastard dialect.

@MethDozer Gimme a minute 😴- 7am Sunday - bed hair, and am 'pre' - as a new yorker would say 'corwfey'😁🤣

Lemme caffeine up 🤪

@OogieBoogie I don't even have a clue to how to phonetically spell the way they say coffee down there. The English Roman alphabet never considered those kinds of lingual gymnastics.

@MethDozer ugh - they make an abolition of ANY language down there!

I swear - i think it's the accoustics bouncing back and forth in their concrete jungle 🤷‍♀️

@OogieBoogie you had a bunch of old style Brits teach the language to some Dutch bastards and then handed it down to bunch of Yiddish, German, and Irish. When they weren't buying slaves from the Portuguese that is.

A lot of white-bred fuckery going on there

@MethDozer hahahahahahah- 🤣.. Ah - talk dirty to me more!!!!

That' woz funny 😁😜

@MethDozer right - so I caffeine up and I bet you went to bed!
Thus time zone shit messes with conversational flow and getting breakfast!! 😠

I'm going to make toast... 🙄

@OogieBoogie ummm- yoy dont think I was being serious?

Ugh - see... My humour is bad enough, pre coffee and it just doesn't translate.

I meant - that that was rather cleverly put - and I dug thr way you phrased it. 🙄... Comprendé amigo?

@MethDozer ok - nice chat.. 🙄😠

@OogieBoogie sorry.