Why no blinker??

@MethDozer please read your DMV handbook 📖

@HannahSky Them fuckers don't know shit.

@MethDozer 😂 please continue reading your handbook Sir lol

@HannahSky In the inspection section it says catalytic converters are an essential part of the engine. Not true. Runs way better and more reliably without it.

I am rejecting all their questionable knowledge because of this single lie.

@MethDozer Please stay in your seat Sir and read 📖 your handbook. You can't keep coming up to the counter trying to get out of the test.

@HannahSky fine 🙄

Snow packed roads. What do you do?

40, no brakes, hit the turn but countersteer when at the beginning of the drift.


"Green light means go, red light means stop. What does yellow light mean?"

Gas that fucker and let the turbo boost take handle the rest



" both forward lanes are locked and at full stop. You see a trail of brake lights ahead of you. Do you stay in your lane and wait or switch lanes as spaces ahead open up to inch ahead faster?"


Check the wide AF shoulder for any distressed vehicles. If clear pass both lanes on the right at a safe and sane 30mph.


" as motorcyclist is it your responsibility to use the lanes as one would.in a car?"

No, you trot down the demarcation line at steady speed between passenger and driver doors of gridlocked cars. Making your good time and freeing up spaces for other cars. That's the point of motorcycles as transportation

@MethDozer You only have 3 opportunities to pass this test or you have to reapply and pay the fee again. Are you sure you want to hand this test in Sir ? 🤨

@HannahSky I really don't care if I drive with or without your Liscense.

@MethDozer Sir that's what they all say, especially in court trying to get out of the ticket. You do realize your license has not expired yet? You didn't need to keep taking this test until next year 🤭 This is how we have fun at the DMV.

@HannahSky

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@MethDozer See you next year sexy outlaw 😉 don't forget to bring the fee

@HannahSky can I set my appointment now? Your wait time for show-ups is just inhumane.

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