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Two fish were in a tank. One looks at the other and asks, “How the hell do you drive this thing?”
pillowthoughts · F
Hahahahaha good one@SW-User
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Lol!
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
Now I live in constant fear.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago.
Now I live in constant fear.
pillowthoughts · F
Hahahahaha nice one @SW-User
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go sky diving twice.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.
You need a parachute to go sky diving twice.
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
A man is telling his son about how he shot down a German plane in WW2.
"I chased that fokker all over the sky and then I got the fokker in my sights and shot the fokker down"
The son says" Is fokker the kind of plane you shot down?"
The man replies" No son this fokker was a mechersmitt."
"I chased that fokker all over the sky and then I got the fokker in my sights and shot the fokker down"
The son says" Is fokker the kind of plane you shot down?"
The man replies" No son this fokker was a mechersmitt."
pillowthoughts · F
Loooool hahahahaha like this@tallpowerhouseblonde
tallpowerhouseblonde · 36-40, F
@pillowthoughts It's old but funny.
pillowthoughts · F
It definitely is hahahah @tallpowerhouseblonde
pillowthoughts · F
I’m confused are you trying to joke with my joke🤨😝@scooogy
@pillowthoughts that's the joke :P
candycane · 31-35, F