When you sit outside your house do you sit in the front yard or backyard?

@acupaday Some people even bring the table out front. So bizarre to me.

@acupaday my house is the only one on this side of the street (it’s a u-shaped with 6 houses facing mine....no privacy for me anytime I am in the front yard

@MethDozer The audacity. There better be some cards, a pitcher of sweet tea, and a Dale Earnhardt platter with spray cheese crackers on that table...otherwise they’re just doing it all wrong.

@cherokeepatti Well, that’s a blessing in disguise because it’s the perfect set up to kick off your “royal majesty” phase of life, something some of us never reach. Embrace it. Even make a point to step out onto the front porch in the mornings and give a princess wave to your audience signaling the official start to their day.

@acupaday mmm no

@cherokeepatti Damn. I guess that means no moat filled with alligators either.

@acupaday The closest thing to doing that is when I get up early in the morning and shuffle out to the driveway to pick up my newspaper. My neighbor is about my age and one morning when I was picking up my newspaper she also was picking up hers, and she embarrassingly apologized for wearing her night clothes outside. 😂🤣😂

@acupaday the fighting neighborhood cats are the closest thing to that. Lucky if they don’t crap on my door step when they are fighting, that did happen once....bad enough to have fur flying everywhere.

@cherokeepatti Okay. You’ve already got this nailed because they’re clearly way more ferocious than any gators could ever be.