There's a Friday the 13th in December.

Right after a full moon, a week before solstice and my birthday.

You, mortals, stand no chance.

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I'm no mortal! I'm fairly sure I became a zombie a few years ago, I just eat so much sugar I'm rotting much slower than most

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@UpsideOutInsideDown You're just miserable, mortal.

@SW-User 🥺 🦔 I'm also a hedgehog

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