I guess it’s not a good day to be a turkey in the US.

Yeah but chickens get the day off

We should all thank blackcar, who spends long days at the turkey factory covered in turkey shit and blood so we may celebrate National Turkey Day!

Assuming turkeys are self aware


Hahahahha

Be a cock..thats safe

There are 3 options for a turkey on this day
1. You are stuffed and eaten
2. You are set out to breed (good for you bad for your young)
3. You get pardoned by Trump. (The president historically “pardons” one turkey a year) Meaning.,,, it have to see him... and ... be indebted to him....
Which would YOU endure?

Lol

Nope. That's why I've taken a road trip to Canada! 😂🤣