Why do Americans go crazy over Black Friday ... ?

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They are commanded by their media and advertising overlords to go forth and celebrate the season of goodwill by bashing heads and trampling their fellow humans for bargains.

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode lol, like a competition?

AbbeyRhode · F

@Nimbus Yep. Low prices + limited supply + advertising designed to instill frenzy = rioting, injuries, death, and huge profits.

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode It's like a circus!

AbbeyRhode · F

@Nimbus Without the fun! People actually get trampled to death.

Nimbus · M

@AbbeyRhode I think I read that.
Horrifying!