I'm spending way to much on holiday shit.... Which holiday should I not celebrate next year?

@SomeAreBoojums unfortunately I don't celebrate that... But I would be a good solution

@terribleperson but just think, if you did celebrate it, you'd be buying powdered wigs or something, carving Mount Rushmore replicas from mashed potatoes. By consciously choosing to NOT celebrate it, you may forgo these indulgences without regret

@SomeAreBoojums you make me hate America so I'mma put u down for fourth of july

@terribleperson all right, I'll be lookin' fer a put down from ya in 243 dayz!

@SomeAreBoojums I just meant that I was putting ur vote down for the fourth of july.... That can't be the right number of days is it

@terribleperson according to Google, yes, but only 242 days for Brits (they don't celebrate it anyway)

@SomeAreBoojums well I'm British this fourth of july

@terribleperson pip, pip, cheerio!

@SomeAreBoojums and a well deserved fuck off to the lot of u (that's my Scottish accent)