How many lies do you think you've told?

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SW-User

Me: I never lie!
Maury Povich: the lie detector determined... that was a l-
Me: shut up Maury!

"If the sea were one great ink pot, and the sky of parchment made......"

Cooper · 61-69, M

I've never told a lie!
Damn there goes another one.

MarineBob · 56-60, M

When

llamaboy · 36-40, M

@MarineBob since you came into existence

MarineBob · 56-60, M

@llamaboy I think only three today

alan20 · M

A lady once said to my family : "I've never told a lie". My father : "Well, that's one she's added to her tally".

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