Will Amazon be doing Santa’s deliveries for him this year?

Ambroseguy80 · 51-55, M

Yes. Santa hopes to abuse the economies of scale that Amazon has to offer. This will be called the Prime Chill program. Free shipping from the north pole straight to your door, only for Prime members who opt in.
#sleighme

ImplodingVoices · F

Amazon has been taking over for some time now. Santa owns stock in the company. Hes doing very nicely these days. Lots of down time. Allows him to make a lot of personal appearances and work on his method acting. Hes been playing that drunk homeless guy down in the shanty park for a few months now.

MissTaken · 36-40, F

@ImplodingVoices 😂😂

Spoiledbrat · F

I shop at Costco. @ImplodingVoices

ImplodingVoices · F

@Spoiledbrat I do too and I hate every moment of it. I'm pretty disappointed they no longer carry plain white 20 ounce ups at my costco. I like to shop for gifts, and there are things I can get only at costco for reasonable prices. But mostly, I do my shopping online due to the fact i have a difficult time finding what I need or want locally.

SW-User

Didn't you hear? Last winter he fell off of a roof and now he's a quadriplegic 😬.

MissTaken · 36-40, F

@SW-User I could have sworn it was one of the Elves and not Santa 🙂

SW-User

@MissTaken Awww, poor little guy...

Spoiledbrat · F

I hate Amazon. I can do my own shopping.

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