Give me some motivation to start workout.

I already get my dumbbell ready but it just laying there in my rented room for a week. When and how should I start

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Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

pick it up and whisper dominating and uncomfortable things to it about how you're gonna show it it's place. Then you lift that dumbell and you follow through with what you said. It'll know then.

Walkingparadox · 31-35, F

@Ryannnnnn What if it talked back?😫😫

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Walkingparadox Then you ASSERT yourself and pump it into submission until it apologises. You won't be tolerating talkative gym equipment.

Walkingparadox · 31-35, F

@Ryannnnnn Omg why is it so hard

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Walkingparadox Lifting is not just physical. It is the art of persuasion.
At the end of every pump start by going "UUUUGGHHNNPHH", not "UUUUGNPH" as that's bad form and your gym equipment will sense your lack of leadership and lose respect for you.

Walkingparadox · 31-35, F

@Ryannnnnn I even lose respect for myself

Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

@Walkingparadox 😂