Comment and I'll tell you what profession you should join

@BalmyNites stripper pole polisher

Not bad lol @terribleperson

@BalmyNites hopefully you don't mind wiping ass juice off of those things

It would take more than this to faze me, I’m afraid @terribleperson

@BalmyNites you're perfect for the job.... You start monday

I’ll require weekly pay up front & 51 weeks annual leave @terribleperson

@BalmyNites your contract says u get 51 weeks over 300 years.... So that's I day every six years. Enjoy

I’ll pass on that @terribleperson

@BalmyNites you already signed.... Get polishing

Nah soz, I included an opt out clause within the t&c’s of the contract. Get someone else to polish your pole @terribleperson]

@BalmyNites your loss.... Surprising the gig came with an early pension and free healthcare