Why the “duck” does autocorrect have to ruin ALL of my best inane rants??!!

I think it's given you a chance to rethink your attitude, you heathen. Bit like being told to count to ten and rethink it. Or it just doesn't give a shift how much of a lucking bass hole it makes you look.

Nothing ruins a good rant like having to spell check lol I feel your pain

Autocorrect is no fun anymore 🙄

Hehe

Oh duck you

What's a cock billow 🤔

It really would be nice if autocorrect had an “explicit lyrics” mode we could activate. At least I got fuckload trained, if not fuck itself.