What things would you pack into a survival bag?

Someone really lightweight who knows a lot about survival stuff.

First aid kit, needle and thread
Change of clothes and extra socks, bottle with water filter, flash light
Hopefully I’d be able to attach a tent or a tarp, and a sleeping bag
Ammo

Tarp, rope, collapsible bowl (for collecting water), ax, protein bars................. Knife would be on my person.

Crisps (chips) chocolate and cans of coke

Gun
Food
Lube
Dildo
Blanket
Water

a survivor 😉

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