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It is with a heavy heart that we mourn the passing of Please and Thank You.
Please and Thank You were the best of friends who brought cheer wherever they were. In their younger days, Please and Thank You were nearly inseparable; where Please went, Thank You was sure to follow. The two would never pass s up a meal, so they were commonly found around the dinner table. Please was a lovely woman. In fact, many people called her pretty. Whenever gifts were being handed out, Thank You was right there; not taking, but giving. Many people even sent out cards with her name on them. They were so well liked that their names were always on the tips of people’s tongues.
Please and Thank You began to lose their popularity when the brothers Me, Myself, and I came onto the scene. As the brother’s popularity increased, Please and Thank You’s decreased. This coupled with a PC (political correctness) epidemic finely did in the two friends. Please met her demise in a mass shooting at a shopping mall. Shortly afterward, Thank You was killed in a road rage incident. Sadly, not many people even noticed that Please and Thank You were even gone.
Please and Thank You were the best of friends who brought cheer wherever they were. In their younger days, Please and Thank You were nearly inseparable; where Please went, Thank You was sure to follow. The two would never pass s up a meal, so they were commonly found around the dinner table. Please was a lovely woman. In fact, many people called her pretty. Whenever gifts were being handed out, Thank You was right there; not taking, but giving. Many people even sent out cards with her name on them. They were so well liked that their names were always on the tips of people’s tongues.
Please and Thank You began to lose their popularity when the brothers Me, Myself, and I came onto the scene. As the brother’s popularity increased, Please and Thank You’s decreased. This coupled with a PC (political correctness) epidemic finely did in the two friends. Please met her demise in a mass shooting at a shopping mall. Shortly afterward, Thank You was killed in a road rage incident. Sadly, not many people even noticed that Please and Thank You were even gone.