What's a good response to, "I don't like talking about myself"

How can anyone get to know you, then?

Rap about yourself then

I'm sure you are very interesting and have some unique insights. Ones I 'd love to hear but leave that as it is...what you you care to talk about?

Then let me review your resume and we’ll discuss it! 😛

I don’t like talking about you either

“So where did your self hatred stem from?”

Ok talk about someone else😁

I can see why, loser

Then we'll talk about me 😉

Awkward silence........

Then shut up.

Then this conversation is over.