How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

@PirateMonkeyCabinet Did you notice the word IF? Everybody knows the word if means conditional.

@MaryJanine Did it actually vex you? Hope it takes more than that.

Maybe I'm just quoting part of an exchange from something where that was the response given to the posed question.

@PirateMonkeyCabinet I didn't say you did. It's just that your response made it sound as if you were serious.

BTW - I don't get mad that often, and anyhow only dogs get mad. I get anywhere from annoyed to furious.

@MaryJanine If I were serious I'd probably just say "Nothing. They can't chuck wood." rather than a tongue-twister reply. Anyway, it is what it is, no animals were harmed during the making of these replies.