Then you shall name it Jesus

I'd be a bit surprised

It wouldn't be.

Lol. Whoops?

I'm sure my mother would be thrilled.

Part of me would be impressed that my swimmers can still make it upstream!
Part of me would be elated I slept with an under 30 year old.
However reality dictates that I probably would demand a paternity test before we register at Baby Gap!

My baby in your belly?! Something is definitely wrong!! O.O

That would be awesome to me!

How would you feel about it?

Its more than a bit unlikely 😀

I would request a paternity test

That would be a massive miracle

But I thought I was still a virgin 😰

It would be a Miracle

I will thank you for giving birth to my child. Because I can't go through the horrible childbirth process.

😳

You mean from Sperm bank?😀

*pets your head while gently smothering you with a pillow*

I’m leaving you and that damn baby

"Fuck me!"

✈️👋