What if I was pregnant and it's your baby?

*pets your head while gently smothering you with a pillow*

Then you shall name it Jesus

I'd be a bit surprised

It wouldn't be.

My baby in your belly?! Something is definitely wrong!! O.O

But I thought I was still a virgin 😰

I'm sure my mother would be thrilled.

Part of me would be impressed that my swimmers can still make it upstream!
Part of me would be elated I slept with an under 30 year old.
However reality dictates that I probably would demand a paternity test before we register at Baby Gap!

Lol. Whoops?

I will thank you for giving birth to my child. Because I can't go through the horrible childbirth process.

That would be awesome to me!

How would you feel about it?

I’m leaving you and that damn baby

You mean from Sperm bank?😀

That would be a massive miracle

I would request a paternity test

Its more than a bit unlikely 😀

It would be a Miracle

I would be pleased

"Fuck me!"

😳

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