If you were abducted by aliens during your sleep, what would you expect to see when you woke up?

@SW-User You wouldn't be able to spread the evidence anyway 😝

@SW-User I wouldn't want to spread it, I'm not revealing all the grotesque and oddly erotic things they did to me! 😣

@SW-User Lol I would guess it would be too humiliating!

@SW-User yes :| wait...it wasn't aliens that was [b]you[/b] that "abducted me"!?!?

@SW-User Lol there's no way I could carry you from your bed all the way to the spaceship

@SW-User 🤔 I don't remember any spaceship though, just...my bed 😳

@SW-User 🤭

@SW-User let's not talk about the part where you said "this is going to be a little cold, brace yourself" and then I said "đừng làm tôi đau, mẹ ơi" 😏

@SW-User 😂 Wtf that's just a horrible translation

@SW-User 😂😂😂 you've told me Google sucks ass 😂

@SW-User 😂 Everybody knows that

@SW-User Duma! You have to teach me the right way 😂

@SW-User You just never learn! Lol

@SW-User hey now, I learn! Lol

@SW-User Then stop using google translate! 😂

@SW-User then give me something better, like your wisdom! Duh 😂

@SW-User Just learn the language here and there :P

@SW-User Anh thích em vì anh thấy em dễ thương. 😏

@SW-User Lol You're totally stealing that quote from Anna and rephrasing it

@SW-User she imparted me with some wise words there. 😁

@SW-User Very wise...😅

@SW-User 😏