I have...a few times.

Nah
I can shave on my own

I kind of want to, but I don’t have a high pain tolerance and I can get pretty good results my own way without spending that much money.

Ummmm, reading that made me subconsciously cross my legs.

I was thinking about getting a turtle wax.

Er... no

Yes.

Why not

No, that sounds too painful.

Not in this lifetime.

I do it, its so cool

I have done.

No, would be pointless.

Every month... Why? :)

No way in hell