How tall/short are you?

@PlumBerries looks up in awe! 🧐

@JavaJoe I get that all the time from people.. so hard not to stand out in a crowd when you are as freakishly tall as myself

@PlumBerries I’m sure you do. Tallest plum I’ve ever seen. 😛

@JavaJoe yeah I am on the waiting list to hear back from the Guinness book of records people for being so tall

@PlumBerries you might want to grow out your fingernails. Just sayin. 😳

@JavaJoe why? lol.. I have a nail biting problem

@PlumBerries oh! Thought you might want a backup plan.... just in case. 😆

@JavaJoe umm I think I already have the height record in the bag but if not I can see how many grapes I can eat in the fastest amount of time

@PlumBerries how about beard?

@JavaJoe damn you just keep kicking me while I am down lol.. first bring up my nails and my nail biting is out in the open and next thing bring up my beard disability lol.. why do you hate me? 🥺 lol

@PlumBerries LMAO. I don’t hate you. I was just thinking of freakish ways you could make it into that record book.

I didn’t know you were beard disabled! Or is that facial hair challenged? 😳

@JavaJoe we prefer the term "beard disabled". facial hair challenged is so last year.. that implies we can grow beards.. beard disabled means we were born without the capability of growing one.. it is a very touchy issue in the beard disabled community

@PlumBerries I didn’t realize this was such a stubbly issue. I’m so sorry. 🤗

@JavaJoe wow I am so TRIGGERED right about now 😡.. You didn't just go there? just wow, I am speechless yet will keep talking because I am so TRIGGERED.. I cant breath, need safe space.. "stubbly issue" just wow

@PlumBerries yikes! I had no idea this issue was even a touchy subject!!! I feel like such a goatee right now. 🐐

@JavaJoe ohhhh please someone tell me he just didn't go there once again? "Goatee" .. I am so TRIGGERED that my eyes are leaking and the eye liquid is at a boiling temperature.. 😡

@PlumBerries hold it right there! You just broke the world record for getting triggered in one sitting. Congratulations!!!

@JavaJoe I did? 🤔 hmm I can feel the triggering lowering in me and the bad urges fading away.. I did it!!!! I broke a record 😁 and my mum said I would never amount to anything.. pfftt whose laughing now mother? not you, but your amazing record holding daughter, that's who

@PlumBerries 🤭🤭

You absolutely did!!! And they are also getting their rulers out. Seems you are the tallest person to ever get triggered in record fashion. 😁

@JavaJoe I almost just swore, that is how excited I got.. I am a double record champion now.. I am like the Connor McGregor of the Guinness book of records

@PlumBerries I believed in you all the way! You are a Super Freak after all. 😁

@JavaJoe and all it took was for you to bad mouth and insult a entire community of disabled people lol.. thankyou, I will write you in my speech

@PlumBerries Don’t forget.... that’s two capital J’s.... I heard the Munchkins needed me to come by and insult them next....

@JavaJoe I will be sure to note that down.. what are Munchkins? sounds insulting if you ask me lol