Why...wtf.
Hotel offers coffee. With said coffee are creamers and sugar.
Woman comes down. Asks if she can get coffee. Takes the basket with maybe 50 creamers, dumps it in her purse. Takes the basket with well over 100 various types of sugar packets. Into the purse. Glances back at me, I'm openly staring at her, gets a cup, starts pouring coffee from the spout, locks the spout in a constant flow position, cup overflows, table covered in coffee. Drips onto the floor, no no, pours onto the floor. Floor covered in coffee. I walk over to assist, she holds her hand up to stop me and says "I like this. Let it happen." And now the 2 gallon jug of freshly made coffee is on the floor. She took her cup, emptied it enough to carry, wiped only the cup off and walked away with a very quick thank you.
Had I not been taken aback by the absurdity of that situation most of the coffee would have survived. Wtf.
Woman comes down. Asks if she can get coffee. Takes the basket with maybe 50 creamers, dumps it in her purse. Takes the basket with well over 100 various types of sugar packets. Into the purse. Glances back at me, I'm openly staring at her, gets a cup, starts pouring coffee from the spout, locks the spout in a constant flow position, cup overflows, table covered in coffee. Drips onto the floor, no no, pours onto the floor. Floor covered in coffee. I walk over to assist, she holds her hand up to stop me and says "I like this. Let it happen." And now the 2 gallon jug of freshly made coffee is on the floor. She took her cup, emptied it enough to carry, wiped only the cup off and walked away with a very quick thank you.
Had I not been taken aback by the absurdity of that situation most of the coffee would have survived. Wtf.
22-25, F
