I am 6 ft tall football player and I am wanting to make it look like I was flattened by the other team and placed on the floor of my team's locker room, looking like a flat football player. This is something I am hoping to do for our teams last game of the season. My Idea has become a joke to my Coach and he keeps asking me “Is it going hurt when they flatten you?”
Not to me. My guess is this is one where you just have to be part of the situation to see it as funny. Your coach and teammates might think it is funny. I don't.
