I've been on here five minutes

And already I have a message from someone with a penis pulling fetish. Hahahaa no. Not engaging.

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pknein · 46-50, M

i mean, how does that even come up.. "hey, can you do me a favor and pull this..."

SW-User

@pknein Hey man pull my finger

Starsandfire · 31-35, F

@pknein it was "oh my sisters boyfriend who is a policeman likes to yank my penis how do I tell my sister"

Pherick · 41-45, M

@Starsandfire The weird back stories they come up with to try and normalize sending a message is just mind-boggling.

Starsandfire · 31-35, F

@Pherick they're always ridiculous and also eerily similar. Maybe it's just one person writing thousands of these?!

Pherick · 41-45, M

@Starsandfire If I had half the imagination that person must have, I would be making tons of money as an author :)

Starsandfire · 31-35, F

@Pherick but hopefully more of a grasp of how to write coherently haha

Pherick · 41-45, M

@Starsandfire LOL yea I suppose that would help.