Spitbak · 56-60, M

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approachingmyexpirationdate · 70-79, M
and we get in a car
but on a plane
we land on a runway
our nose can smell and
our feet can run
or our nose can run and our feet smell
but on a plane
we land on a runway
our nose can smell and
our feet can run
or our nose can run and our feet smell
approachingmyexpirationdate · 70-79, M
@JaggedLittlePill and we wonder why foreigners have problems with out language :)
Wraithorn · 51-55, M
@approachingmyexpirationdate Thank goodness English is my home language. Otherwise it would probably drive me nuts.
It can be understood through tough thorough thought though. < Those 5 words written together like that would be a nightmare. 🙂
It can be understood through tough thorough thought though. < Those 5 words written together like that would be a nightmare. 🙂
approachingmyexpirationdate · 70-79, M
@Wraithorn ah the notorious homonyms.

SW-User
School of fish
Wraithorn · 51-55, M
@SW-User Yet they never seem to learn how not to get caught. 🙂

SW-User
@Wraithorn 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Don't forget the gaggle of geese

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It’s also might be difficult for anyone who is learning English. Especially when they come across these words:
Through, though, thorough, thought
Choose, chose,
They’re, their
And words that have the same sound but different meaning
Bare, bear
Tail, tale
Die, dye
Through, though, thorough, thought
Choose, chose,
They’re, their
And words that have the same sound but different meaning
Bare, bear
Tail, tale
Die, dye
Spitbak · 56-60, M
🤔Land of confusion!@SW-User
Wraithorn · 51-55, M
@SW-User Indeed. English is cray cray but in a good way and sometimes on a good day.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
Yeah just to confuse the non-natives who visit the English-speaking nations.

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Love this post!
Wraithorn · 51-55, M
@SW-User 🙂


Byron8by7 · M
Collective nouns are fun.
A romp of otters ...
A romp of otters ...
CoffeeFirst · 56-60, F
You are so right! I like mixing up these descriptors, just for fun.
Selah ·
A group of feasting vultures is a wake 💀
DDonde · 31-35, M
Most people don't even use these, lol.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Wraithorn We used to have a lot of horned lizards (horny toads) around this area and hardly ever see one any more...had one in the yard and after the drought of 2011-2012 that wiped out the ant colony haven’t seen a one. It’s sad, used to catch and play with them when we were kids...if they get scared their defense is squirting a red liquid at you from above their eyes...never happened to me but did to my sister one time. 

Wraithorn · 51-55, M
@cherokeepatti I've heard about that defense of theirs. It's one of mother nature's really weird things.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Wraithorn the “horns” on their back look sharp but they aren’t. Used to run my hand over them, they don’t stick a bit. They would eat a huge amount of red ants (the big ones that have a painful bite like a bee sting) so we always loved to have them around.
Fernie · F
A CONGRESS of Baboons
Wraithorn · 51-55, M
And here's another good one.
A blessing of Unicorns.
A blessing of Unicorns.
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
A gaggle of geese!
I especially love a conspiracy of ravens.
I especially love a conspiracy of ravens.
Wraithorn · 51-55, M
@JaggedLittlePill Yeah, the conspiracy conjures imaginative things.
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
A Bunch of cu***