lright, dammit. Everyone one had better stop disrespecting extreme coupon clippers, or I'm going to get random.! Are you hearing me? Flag dropping

@NativeOregonian Up north, you can get them to pay you for a cart load of groceries, if you get technically freaky on their asses! Seriously! No exaggeration!

@puck61 I find that difficult to believe.

@NativeOregonian It happens. The execs that come up with promotional ideas don't expect a large enough group to exploit any technicalities to prevent them from going through with the promotion. It's like a casino. The execs still win , but there are a few winners out there who exploit the promotions. And there really is such a thing as "blister beetles" and they do cause blisters.

@puck61 Let me explain it this way. I am a former grocery checker, and worked as a cashier in other retail fields for many years. Stores have policies against extreme couponing, and pretty much every coupon has fine print on it that says "One coupon per person"

@NativeOregonian Well, you are either lying or worked for a particular store that broke the law. No individual entity can violate the terms of the franchise promotion unless specified in promotional details. Bzzzzzzz!

@puck61 Again, I call bullshit.

@NativeOregonian Well it doesn't matter because this was a totally random post about randomness in honor of the surreal nonsense from the recent debates. Bullet ants have a painful sting, but you won't find them at Walmart.

@puck61 You need some serious professional help, and maybe a few shots of thorazine to go with your nice white jacket.

@NativeOregonian and a partridge in a pear tree!