I need to be PAMPERED

@SW-User I hate you and I regret this.

@FinchFry C'mon you set yourself up for that one! Somebody else would have the same reply.

@FinchFry Fucking golden.

@SW-User I AM APPALED BY THE BLATANT MISTREATMENT.

@FinchFry You weren't pampered yet.

u need help

@FinchFry With what?

I feel so attacked right now.

@FinchFry Attacked? How?

I'm just joking.

@FinchFry I thought so.

I joke a lot.

@FinchFry Me, too. It's fun. Except for when I'm being serious.