Yo mama so ugly that in order to breastfeed you she had to get you drunk first

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I wasn't breast fed... What's how your mother looks got to do with anything? You into your mother? Ew dude... That's the one woman you shouldn't look at like that man you fucktup

Eternity · 26-30, M

@MushroomFaerie I get what your goin for but actually scientifically speaking babies wont feed from something that doesnt look/smell/feel like it's the same species.

So theoretically if your mother looked like an orangutan then a baby may not be so into the idea of suckling

Thus the booze.