What do you really seek?

I wish I had a bob . I am infatuated with him, only he only gave me permission to call him Robert... @SW-User

@MayaHope well you can call me anytime you want.😏

Hey there anytime you want! @SW-User

@MayaHope Science needs you Maya

Why? @SW-User

@MayaHope I have an untamable beast that just won't let up, my hours of research online has led me to you. I believe you are the answer, the cure to my dilemma. Science has chosen you Maya.

Because you think I have bobs? @SW-User

@MayaHope You see.. you get it. The science is right.

Oh I see it not. It’s all there in the science! @SW-User

@MayaHope You're blinded by fear Maya. Don't be. Rise above your fears, as one great man once said, there's nothing to fear but fear itself.

Or as Sylvia Plath said... “If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.” ...@SW-User

@MayaHope Sounds like a loser.

I for one belive in you Maya. Think about what this could mean for women in Science, are you not tired of constantly hearing about men achieving great things in the sciences? Women can achieve greatness too I believe and you Maya, you're at the cusp of greatness. There's nothing stopping you. You have great technology at your fingertips capable of high resolution imagery, and a send function. This could be...explosive Maya.

I don’t have any photos of bob though? @SW-User

@MayaHope did I say Bob? I meant bosom. I think you can appreciate that mistakes happen under situations of such..high pressure.

Well science is a very pressured field these days... bosom buddies it is then... @SW-User

@MayaHope preferably with benefits..

I bake great cakes! @SW-User

@MayaHope oh cakes, buns, cupcakes, I love them in all their shapes and sizes.

With a cherry on top! @SW-User

@MayaHope all necessary ingredients to a very solid.. relationship. I can feel it.

Some creamy frosting too! @SW-User

@MayaHope So what do you say, should we cook something up in private?

Oh my kitchen is never private! @SW-User

@MayaHope Some things should be kept between friends though wouldn't you agree?

I think we can share cakes? It’s not a private kind of thing? @SW-User