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This is the very adult, NSFW version. The mannered one is:
Beans, beans, what a magical fruit! The more you eat them, the more you poot.
Beans, beans, what a magical fruit! The more you eat them, the more you poot.

SW-User
@SwampFlower beans, beans, they are your friend!
The more you eat, the more you break wind
The more you eat, the more you break wind
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User 😂😍

SW-User
@SwampFlower 🤣
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User Yours was even better hahaha.

SW-User
@SwampFlower I just made it up.
Beans, beans, they are your friend.
The more you eat,
The more you break wind
The more you break wind,
The better you'll be;
Eat your beans every day
Because farting is free!
😂
Beans, beans, they are your friend.
The more you eat,
The more you break wind
The more you break wind,
The better you'll be;
Eat your beans every day
Because farting is free!
😂
Theseus · 46-50, M
@SW-User A poet and didn't know it. 😊

SW-User
@Theseus oh no. I knew already. It's a hobby. Writing poetry, not farting!😝
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User truly a masterpiece. *Wipes tears*

SW-User
@SwampFlower or, should we say Blasterpiece? 😷🤣
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User 😂 you're on a roll, girl.

SW-User
@SwampFlower 🤣🤣🤣 I have my moments lol.
Btw you have the coolest username here!
Btw you have the coolest username here!
Theseus · 46-50, M
@SW-User IKR?! I'm picturing a beehive with fangs. 😊
Repete · 70-79, M
@SwampFlower from way back when we use to say beans, beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot
Same as break wind but rimes better maybe. Along the same line was one , let the wind flow free wherever you may be.
Same as break wind but rimes better maybe. Along the same line was one , let the wind flow free wherever you may be.

SW-User
@Theseus #badass! Now I want a beehive with fangs!🤣
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
Theseus · 46-50, M
@SwampFlower Don't it tho! LOLOL!

SW-User
@SwampFlower you could start a trend! Badass Fineapple hair!😅
Theseus · 46-50, M
@SW-User OK now I'm pissed. She's gonna get all the fame from MY idea!
I just knowed I shouldda kept my trap shut! 😁😁
I just knowed I shouldda kept my trap shut! 😁😁
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User Lol it's already a thing. Just a teased messy bun on the very top of your head.

SW-User
@SwampFlower but, but it needs fangs
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@Theseus I'll add fangs and a credit tag under them 😂
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
@SW-User We can patent a better version. With fangs.
Theseus · 46-50, M
@SwampFlower Oh yeah. Gotta have the fangs!