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GlitterBug · 22-25, F
Lots of cursing.
“I swear to fuck. Shit. No no, get off my head. Fuck, I gotta cover my ear hole. And the other one! But how will I know when you’re gone? Motherfuck!” Then I made some weird uncomfortable noises.
There was a wasp.
“I swear to fuck. Shit. No no, get off my head. Fuck, I gotta cover my ear hole. And the other one! But how will I know when you’re gone? Motherfuck!” Then I made some weird uncomfortable noises.
There was a wasp.
I showed my son the electric breadknife and told him I'm going to cut him I'm going to cut him to the bone
DreamyCrush · F
"I took a muscle relaxer because I had cramps from hell."
Lostpoet · M
God Damn that was straight whiskey!?