I'm sorry everyone. I got severely whiskeyfied last night. I love you all and never wanted to be offensive. I know it wasn't much, but it makes a

@Miram Yeah, but I was trying to commercialize my mistake and sell myself to everyone as a sensitive and caring person who could not be anything but adored and admired~!

Can you give me some pointers?

@puck61 Change your gender and give attention to those so much longing for it, yet lack the civility to go about it the right way?

@Miram I think all the honey bears want to take me up against the kitchen sink just the way I am! My boss was getting awfully generous with the knuckle bumps yesterday! Aren't "knuckle bumps" code for I want you to pleasure me?
Maybe, if I was gay, I might get more action!
Is that what happens to old guys? They are no longer attractive to the other sex, so they go cruising for their own?

@puck61 Hahaha, no and you know that. Older men can still be seen as attractive. My ex was older than you 😁

I experimented when I was 14. Brian and I swapped hands. He was pretty damn enthusiastic, and now I'm wondering if I maybe shouldn't have married the fecker... O I am blind nos./....