At 6 playing house with older girl, she suggested we eat berries growing on a bush, so I did. Soon I was rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped! Berries were poisonous! Found out she did not eat the berries:(

When I was 5 or six I saw a movie called the ant bully. The ants in the movie poured a potion down the boys ear, to shrink him down to their size. Later on in the bathtub, I poured water and little pieces of paper of some sort out of my ear. It eventually caused me pain and my parents took me to the doctor to have it taken out of my ear.

I set fire to my shed.

A relative had given me one of those Thomas Salter Chemistry sets for Christmas (i must have been about 10) and i had a good combination of whatever it was, burning away thanks to heat from a methylated spirits burner in the box.

I didn't know at the time that Creosote is flammable.
The wind took the burner and it fell onto the concrete and smashed.
Then up went the shed !

Cue several terrified looking adults running toward me with buckets; cups; watering cans.....anything they could use, filled with water to throw over me and the shed ! 🤷🏼‍♂️

I let go of a bat while I swung it. It flew through a window in my grandma’s house. I was literally so scared of what I did I ran away.

I climbed up on the roof of a two-story farmhouse when I was 2 years old. My uncle was replacing shingles and heard me tell him to be careful and not fall. He said his blood felt like ice water as he carefully scooted back and picked me up under his arm and held on while he climbed down the extension ladder with me. I don’t know what he said but I had a fear of heights after that...I remember going over.bridges and getting dizzy.

stood in the middle of the road flipping off traffic as people shouted at me for blocking traffic.

So many things but I guess one thing that comes to mind is dating someone my age.

I put a brick over someone’s head.