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Frankyboy46-50, M
A jelly donut. .. I really wasn't ready for that jelly !!馃槣

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My bottle of body wash. Squeezed out way more than I needed.
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My boobs
LostpoetM
@wildbill83 馃槨 Get your thumbs off my controller! (Jk)
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@Lostpoet 馃槈
ViperM
@SW-User 馃槻馃槅
FreeSpirit151-55, F
I squeezed his lemon till the juice ran down his leg then I squeezed so hard he fell out of bed.
FreeSpirit151-55, F
@madmax83 or listen to Led Zeppelin all your life.
madmax8341-45, M
@FreeSpirit1 Zeppelin is the best, but I though the lemonade was funny. I'm listening to Mothership right now.
Entwistle56-60, M
A spot on my leg. Hurt like hell but it popped!
ViperM
Maybe a banana? 馃崒
ViperM
@katielass lol, oh is that so? Maybe you'll have to give me some personal pointers on the proper way to handle a banana... you know so it doesn't get my shirt or something... 馃槒
katielassF
@Viper I just walked right into that, didn't I. lol
ViperM
@katielass lol yup, I even thought it might of been intentionally.
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My ex wife
DonaldTrumpet70-79, M
@SW-User HoW MUChs of uR mONEzy DiDz SheZ SqueeZE?
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@DonaldTrumpet Enough to get us divorced :)
DonaldTrumpet70-79, M
@SW-User WIMENz is MoNEYz GrabBERS. THEy nEEDs to GETS JoBS
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Quizzical46-50, M
Let's just say it's not much fun sitting down too quickly in certain pants...
katielassF
The mustard.
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@katielass Hope you at least remembered to shake first. Mustard water is pure evil.
katielassF
@SW-User Oh I did and I know what you mean. It's as creepy as the dried mustard from the last time someone used it. Be sure to clean that off so it doesn't end up on your sandwich. ugh
DonaldTrumpet70-79, M
ma HitLer PimPLE

 
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