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My bottle of body wash. Squeezed out way more than I needed.
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My boobs
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Lostpoet · M
@wildbill83 😡 Get your thumbs off my controller! (Jk)
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@Lostpoet 😉
Viper · M
@SW-User 😲😆
FreeSpirit1 · F
I squeezed his lemon till the juice ran down his leg then I squeezed so hard he fell out of bed.
FreeSpirit1 · F
@madmax83 or listen to Led Zeppelin all your life.
madmax83 · 41-45, M
@FreeSpirit1 Zeppelin is the best, but I though the lemonade was funny. I'm listening to Mothership right now.
Entwistle · 56-60, M
A spot on my leg. Hurt like hell but it popped!
Viper · M
Maybe a banana? 🍌
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My ex wife
DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M
@SW-User HoW MUChs of uR mONEzy DiDz SheZ SqueeZE?
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@DonaldTrumpet Enough to get us divorced :)
DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M
@SW-User WIMENz is MoNEYz GrabBERS. THEy nEEDs to GETS JoBS
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A turd
Quizzical · 46-50, M
Let's just say it's not much fun sitting down too quickly in certain pants...
Frankyboy · 46-50, M
A jelly donut. .. I really wasn't ready for that jelly !!😜
katielass · F
The mustard.
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@katielass Hope you at least remembered to shake first. Mustard water is pure evil.
katielass · F
@SW-User Oh I did and I know what you mean. It's as creepy as the dried mustard from the last time someone used it. Be sure to clean that off so it doesn't end up on your sandwich. ugh
DonaldTrumpet · 70-79, M
ma HitLer PimPLE