What do you think of my friend’s version of 9/11?

JFK was being threatened by the mob, so he faked his death and travelled forward in time and used a stunt double in his assassination.
That's why there are bullet holes that shouldnt be there.
The lifelike dummy had preplanted bullet holes in case the shooter missed.

Now, he went forward in time but, as you obviously can't take possessions into a time machine and he wanted to keep up his exorbitant lifestyle, he sold secrets from the 50s to the Middle East cause their spy network is shit compared to everyone elses

But it wasn't enough and eventually the terrorists were gonna kill him for being catholic so he convinced them that taking over planes was the way to go
Jet fuel doesnt melt steel beams, but the super secret military grade acid that the hijackers had in their hollow legs did

And who gave them the formula?
JFK


My questions:
How did he time travel?
He used mafia money to fund time machine research so he could have a 4some with Marilyn Monroe and 3 of himself
Congress wouldnt approve of using gov funds for it
That's why the mafia was after him


Do you have any questions for him?