I just looked in the mirror and goddam the horror 😂

So much for rhyming😂 Rhyme me one back 😎

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I looked in the mirror and it couldn't be clearer...

In my eye's black ichor I held the elixer...

The stuff of all the universe's souls.

Though death made certain that my ringing ears would hear her...

I pay my toll daily; I refuse to fear her.,,

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SW-User

@YourBuddyRandall Guess you could though Im in a hurry to be honest xD

YourBuddyRandall · 31-35, M

@SW-User No pressure! I was just being amiable. Don't stress, friend!

SW-User

@YourBuddyRandall Its fine honestly

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

I keep trying to think of one, but I'm too baked dude. xD

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SW-User

@thepeculiarpanda enjoy thats what were here for! 😁

thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

@SW-User Indeed! And I love making other people laugh as well. It makes me happy. :)

SW-User

@thepeculiarpanda Can change a persons day yeah

SW-User

I just looked in the mirror and jumped up in terror.

😂

SW-User

@SW-User haha love it 😎

SouthernBoxer · 31-35, M

I just looked in the mirror and thought it was my rear, or...

SW-User

@SouthernBoxer bhahaha 😂😂 cracked me up

SW-User

I got a fever
from the mirror!

SW-User

@SW-User ohh noes 😮

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