I think you would have to ask yourself many questions to this concern which has perplexed men for centuries. For example, will the shoulder be on public display at an art gallery? Or, will it feature in a television condomadvertisement affording the viewers only a glance? These profound questions are often overlooked by many naysayers who believe a shoulder is just a shoulder. It is not! The responsibilities of the shoulder are profound and have been clearly outlined in Ross Bickleblaster's 58 volumes publication 'The Modern Shoulder in Society Today'. Although, at first, it may seem a laborious work, it is a work of love with deep anatomical insight. The volumes themselves are laced with pop-up models of shoulders - some, historical and some, hysterical - and there is even a convenient two-metres-square pull out map detailing the location of shoulders throughout the world. For those who have a profound interest in shoulders, this remains at the forefront of literary publications concerning shoulders throughout the world!
