Why are you such a hoe?

I bet you do fuck the soil you walk on you fuck.@User41

I can tell I’m not getting best answer for this one... @MagicHappensHere

You’re still on my list 🤷‍♂️@User41

Am I number one on the list?

Not yet. But so far this is entertainment for me. @User41

me too!

*boops you on the nose*

What the fuck is this? 2016? Fuck off@User41

It’s 2019.

Hold on wait! Don’t leave me! I’m lonley!

Clearly you didn’t get .. do me a favor, put you’re phone down, walk up to you’re mother, and tell her how much of a fucking disappointment you are.@User41

Have you ever had xiao long baos?

No I didn’t make that up. it’s a thing.

You’re a failure like a kidney @User41

So I’ll get best answer then right?

Not even close 😂@User41

Okay okay.

Let’s start over.

Hi! 👋

I’m Peter Parker.

Wanna be my Mary Jane?

I’d rather drink bleach.@User41

Clorox or oxi clean?

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Your more of a detergent pod eating kinda guy aren’t you?

Nah that’s not my gen little miss. Good try though.@User41

Guy... girl... pansexual?

What should I call you that doesn’t offend you?

I’m so insensitive. I should have asked you your pronouns earlier.

I’m not sure, maybe unique, helps settle myself from uneducated people @User41

🤔

Demiboy/Demigirl?

I noticed your not hearting me even though I’m hearting you.

That’s not nice

I’m you’re god bitch. Suck it@User41

You want me too?

Wouldn’t that make you gay?

I like boobies. Sorry