What is your favorite quote?

Bitches be crazy

[quote]Life would be tragic if it weren't so funny[/quote]

Professor Stephen Hawking

"Sure, I've been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I'm not. I honestly just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries aren't as good. That used to be called patriotism."

“I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.”

"don't squat with your spurs on"

"A poet's heart is comprised of infinite chambers."

"90% of everything is crap."

I don't take NO as an answer.