What's a reasonable rent for a 2 bedroom apartment where you live?

@ChimerIX i need to move there

@LAlexV You can, you are an honorary Texan as of today but we need to get you at least ten guns for all the hogs, cougars, possums, and hillbillies.

@ChimerIX alright i'm taking notes

@LAlexV Just practice these sayings 'hey y'alllllll' and 'we don't like your kind around here.' Bonus points if you can learn the banjo.

@ChimerIX ok ok and do I wear chaps and cowboy hat every day or is that only in the movies?

@LAlexV It's against the law not to own at least one cowboy hat and pair of assless chaps!