Why haven’t you fallen for my charms?

@EmilyEdith your bug spray doesn’t phase me!

No silly. I am the roach who has grown immune to your evil charm spray.
Get it

@EmilyEdith hahah!! Oops. Didn’t let that one register enough. I can always pull out my size 11 boots and squish you till you have no choice.

That might be required in my case.
See why I haven't fallen for your charms?

@EmilyEdith bring that sexy exoskeleton on over here and let’s see what I can do!

@awhitedot look at you with the bug knowledge!
THAT is charming,

10 points.

@EmilyEdith I am an entomologist at heart.

Me as well! It's ridiculously rare in adults.

Good thing this is not a popularity contest.

@EmilyEdith maybe that’s why no one falls for my charms? Who wants a crazy bug man anyway?

Oh good God, there is a lid for every pot on this website.She's on here somewhere trust me.
Or he?

*goes to stalk your profile*

@EmilyEdith I suddenly feel probed.