Are you secretly desperately in love with me?

‘Cause any chance you swing by my place with a box of Kleenex balsam & a tub of vicks vaprub.

I mean I’ve no doubt this’ll test your affections. But suppose it’ll sort the men from the boys. 🤧🤒🤢

*coughs like a seventy-four year old man who’s smoked fifty a day for sixty years*

Attractive, huh? 😁